TheWizardsareback!Andthey'recomin'straightouttaMordortotakeovertherapgame. Fullalbum,"PurpleMagic"availableexclusivelyoniTunesNOW!!. Lyricsfor"StrightOuttaMordor" Ibethatpotionmixin',spellcastin',dragonridin'wizard Gota3foothatwitha6footbeard,anditsonlygettin'bigger Putastaffupinmyhand,andI'llshrinkyoudowntosize AllIneedisatailofanewt,andsomeplatypuseyes. Icastaspelltomakethemtittiesjustbounce Ispeakinalanguageonlywizardscanpronounce Gimmemyspells,gimmemybook-gimmemycauldronandsomethingtocook I'macrazyasswizard,Iain'tgonnadie Trustmeonthat-Manyhavetried. Slowitdownjustforaminute Wizardsintherapgame?wegonnawinit. Let'sbeginiteverybodyintheroomstandandshout Itsthosemagicalfools-thewizardsallupinthehouse Straightouttamordor,fourmore,wizardscometoyourdoor Don'tsteptouscausewethenumberonesorcerers Pourmoreofthatmaidenbanginpotion Popthedragoninto3leggedmotionmowwecoastin. I'mawizardbitch-youcan'tdefeatme CauseI'mapredator2,likeDannyGloveronaGT. AndwhenIrapson-Icastspells AndwhenI'mbangin'yourwench-ImakeitrainlikeKells. YesIdid,andI'lldoitagain I'mfromthecityofwind,wekeepourwenchesonbend. Youcouldlockmeup-buti'llbreakout- Whistleformydragonwiththediamondsaddlecakedout. Andthenwehittheclub,andthenwetipthepotion Heyyobitch,breakoutthelotion Andnowlatherup-andlatherdown Grabaholdofmystaff,andgototown YouthinkI'mplayin'huh?BoutwhatI'msayin'huh? Don'tmakemegetoutmyspellbook,nowyouprayin'huh. Straightouttamordor,fourmore,wizardscometoyourdoor Don'tsteptouscausewethenumberonesorcerers Pourmoreofthatmaidenbanginpotion Popthedragoninto3leggedmotionmowwecoastin. Wizardstillwedie-wedie,wedie,wedie. We'realwaysdowntofly-wefly,wefly,wefly Youknowwhoitbe-It'sthatcrazyassmage Walkingoutthegoblinfortresswithmyloaded12gauge Ibeflyin'onadragon-youberidin'inarental Whileyoudanceupintheclub,Isummonblizzardelementals Bowdownyoubitch,andshowthiswizardrespect I'lleitherbustyouwithastafforI'llblastyouwithatech FuckthatfoolHarryPotter-heain'tnothin'butabitch Actin'likealittlegirl-mightaswellcallhimwitch I'mawizard.Youcantellbythesenuts, AndI'mthrowin'outspellscauseIknowsomuch SimplyputIamthebest,alwaysdownforaquest AndIneverleavethecastlewithoutabulletproofvest Weakassapprentice-youcan'tseeme I'maW-I-Z-A-R-D Straightouttamordor,fourmore,wizardscometoyourdoor Don'tsteptouscausewethenumberonesorcerers Pourmoreofthatmaidenbanginpotion Popthedragoninto3leggedmotionmowwecoastin. Wizardstillwedie-wedie,wedie,wedie. We'realwaysdowntofly-wefly,wefly,wefly
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